- You let your messy daughter wear your favorite black tank
- In addition to not cleaning her room, your messy daughter does not feed her guinea pig regularly
- You allow the laundry pile in aforementioned daughter's room to grow so large it encroaches upon guinea pig's caged home
- The guinea pig, due to insufficient amounts of alfalfa hay, celery and guinea pig kibble dines upon your favorite black tank
I only have myself to blame.